Kids Christmas Jokes
Why did the Christmas tree go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little bit sharper!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills!
What's a snowman's favourite snack?
Ice Krispies!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history!
Why was the math book sad during the holidays?
It had too many problems!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
Elf Puns
- Elves are just like computers – they work in “elf”abetical order!
- When an elf makes a joke, it’s usually quite “elf”-explanatory!
- Did you hear about the elf who got arrested? He was charged with “mistletoe”-ing!
- Elves are great at telling stories because they always have “elf”-confidence!
- Why did the elf go to school? To learn his “elf”-abet!
- If you need help, just call an elf – they’re always “elf”-ul!
- Elves are like shoes – they’re always “elf”-lessly supportive!
- I asked an elf for a joke, and he told me one that was “elf”-invented!
- Elves love to bake cookies because they’re experts in “elf”-raising flour!
- Elves are great dancers – they’ve got “elf”-esteem on the dance floor!